No, I’m not 3 different people. There are actually 3 of us now(Brett – JamesBondage – decided Mahala would be far more beneficial :/). No alter ego’s. No delirium. Just the addition of a few more idiots to The Bloodiest of Cabbagatory’s. They are:
Craig
[Favours breast milk]
Craig is a promiscuous pimp by profession. Who’s hobbies include: Working and studying at varsity, licking dry ice, picking scabs, and burning tyres on highways.
Apart from partaking in the first ever sperm race – which accidentally kick-started the human race, this Darwin-award winning creature is also a big fan of fresh breast milk.
If you would like to read the less precise biography of this national hero, please forget about it.. or Click Here to follow me on Twitter.
Poozer
[Secretly wants to be a Frenchman]
While Poozer is not his real name, it is a term Kilowog uses in the Green Lantern comics and he think it’s pretty neat cos it has the word ‘poo’ in it. Poozer likes a lot of things so hopefully his contributions here will be awesome.
Unlike other bloggers however, Poozer doesn’t claim to be intelligent by any stretch of the means and his creativity is rather biased, so you won’t find him using big words and famous quotes to help seem ‘legit’.
If you find Poozer offensive, its because he is. However its purely unintentional.
Zenbadger
[Manufactured with fear in mind]
Zenbadger likes to see things from several different angles before finally deciding on absolutely nothing.
He can also be described in approximately 3 sentences, but does not condone the use of unpublished material.
Apart from that, not much is really known about Zenbadger – oh, except that he once gave himself crabs…
If you care to have sensual reproductive intercourse with one, or all of them, then I’d strongly advise against protection.
