By Craig |
Craig is a promiscuous pimp by profession. Who's hobbies include: Working and studying at varsity, licking dry ice, picking scabs, and burning tyres on highways.
Apart from partaking in the first ever sperm race - which accidentally kick-started the human race, this Darwin-award winning creature is also a big fan of fresh breast milk.
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