I keep having this re-occurring dream. It involves an extremely exotic, lagoon-like, beach. Filled with a challenging reef break, never-ending swell, and more hot babes than FHM’s 10 year bikini edition.
Its rather comforting. Until i realize I’m missing an important piece of equipment. Anyways. Heres some links.
Kanye West vision – when browsing the web (instant classic)
Jeremy Nell – Just browse around :)
Chat up Cam on Parklife - he has a tendency to vividly describe his sexual experiences in chauvinistic detail.
Purchase some Uranium online – Seems to be all sold out though?
Take a moment to laugh at Malema, Mugabe, AWB, etc etc.
Follow me on Twitter – Its a mandatory requirement.
Read the The 5 Most Socially Awkward Situations Everyone Deals With – http://tinyurl.com/y8gr63q
Now go on with your bad self.