So I has officially set sail with the crew of DSTV Porn Channel – Hell Yeah!!.
Carelessly might I add. As shortly after, I was informed by a brother of mine, that I do not have DSTV. 
Now this has become quite a substantial problem. As… together with Discovery and Cartoon Network, that will make a whole 3 worthwhile channels to view. [...Reason to get DSTV increases by 33.3%...]
However, there was just one minor distraction keeping me from experiencing this ultimate viewing pleasure.
The excruciating monthly payment.
But I have an idea which just may work. Thus, instead… and hopefully… Ill get free subscription in return for my 30 minute “How to masturbate in a public bathroom” series that should get aired in the mid morn slot daily – we filmed the pilot this morn.
The final episode should be rather messy? Oh and… series’ souvenirs will also be freely given out to the audience. And example of one, is my face printed on ‘hand’ towels for the after cleanse… etc etc.
Special edition towels will come with my authentic and signed stain. Bargain.
There will also be celebrity cooking shows at regular intervals during the series.
Some to look forward too:
Baking with cum.
Cum baking with me.
And…
Why doesn’t cum rise in the oven.
Eventually I will become my own jiz factory 
Selling it in bottles as a collectors item, and storing the rest in a cryogenic chamber – defrost-able when out of milk!
I can give power and motivation talks to millions. “Don’t be a ghei. Wank my way!”
Seriously? I have the ironic deficiency, mangled together with a hypocritical lifestyle. What more do the people need?!
My dick(point) exactly…
August 18th, 2010 at 10:14 am
HAHAHAHAHa yay!!!!!