All my writings are almost entirely 100% based on fiction. Or is it non-fiction? Im not quite sure. Anyways, most of the time I'm just rambling on about yellow aliens and cow feces.
However, if you are a serious jackhead and decide to seek legal aid in an attempt to throw my tight ass into fiendish Pollsmoor, beware!! As I will most likely plead insanity, win the judges trust, and then seek merciless revenge against your dignity.
Basically what I am trying to say is. Please. Please. Don't take this metaphorically. I mean literally. As I am just an overweight kid with glasses who lacks the ability to locate a better browser than Internet Explorer.
P.S thanks for visiting. Your hits improve my site rank.
