Stoner Intellect

According to a study never once performed, there is apparently an abundance of people on this planet.

This study, which evidently lacked written or verbal reference, went on to conclude that… People. Are. Fucking. Absurd.

The people I am referring to, are the people we see on a day to day basis.

As an organization, we as people, are the most delusional, dysfunctional, strange and ridiculously peculiar beings…. that have most likely ever existed in the form of people.

People… categorize, stereotype, criticize, judge, manipulate, interrogate, analyze, materialize, and recreate… people. Sometimes even on behalf of other people.

However, no matter the intellectual level that stimulates responses to other peoples opinions, there has always been one increasingly-alarming culture, that has bypassed the system and formed the basis of what close-minded antagonists call, the modern day debacle. These socially-dormant, yet morally profound critical thinkers, honestly believe they withhold the remarkable ability to retain decent conversation (and focus), regardless of clear consciousness – as if they charismatically, and unintentionally sport some form of ultimate wisdom – caring not, for whether or not… the discussion is even remotely philosophically-relevant.

They stand on high pedestals, smell of originally-imported incense, and reside in the puffy clouds artificially-manufactured thanks to the burning of a chronically-potent supernatural herb.

Their superior knowledge, infinite religious criticism, and acute misunderstanding of analytical thinking, forms part of our society no matter how many of you disagree.

Thus… once equipped with their extraordinary vocab, sea-cleansed mop, and environmental fanaticism… these culturally-insane mishaps, are astounding in every non-conforming way.

Furthermore, according to the TCH-filled mind, every question ever historically asked and answered, is fundamentally flawed. Factual relevance cited – but forgotten.

I have no idea what the fuck just happened.