Craig is a promiscuous pimp by profession. Who's hobbies include: Working and studying at varsity, licking dry ice, picking scabs, and burning tyres on highways. Apart from partaking in the first ever sperm race - which accidentally kick-started the human race, this Darwin-award winning creature is also a big fan of fresh breast milk.
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All our writings are almost entirely 100% based on fiction. Or is it non-fiction? I'm not quite sure. Anyways, most of the time we are just rambling on about yellow aliens and cow feces.
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November 30th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Fing classic dude!