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Err… Somehow this post decided to tweet itself? (Ignore if you read it already… )
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Me weekend was filled with copious amounts of beer (Beerfest at German school on Kloof)… so I can barely keep my head up, let alone think. Migraine from hell. Awesome weekend though – Jimmy Carr stand-up, arcades, 10 pin bowling, a fashion show, a cinematic Blu-ray experience, butterflies… and walking in the rain.
Sniffles, is that you?
Fuck. 
[Ive got some more ink. Will post it soon. Its rather nasty at the mo... ]
For now, Ill leave you with my most memorable Jimmy Carr quote:
“What do 5 out of 6 people enjoy? – gang rape”
Okay… so he’s pretty disgusting… but hilarious nonetheless. One a side note, my mates and I got into quite a hefty conversation, during our mass alcohol consumption session, regarding the apparent inevitable zombie apocalypse. What I find so strange about it is that… I have this strange fuzzy feeling inside, that I will not only survive it… but I’ll also go on to mack with the last pretty betty (who isn’t drooling blood) in order to recreate the human race (even if it does involve artificial insemination).
Say as you will. This is my destiny. I’m certain. As I have no sympathy for those fuckers, and I’d gladly go on multiple merciless rampages with a charming smile on my face…
Baseball bat, shotgun, chainsaw bayonet, a hippy… you name it. Ill fucking use it on them.
“Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!“
November 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Bwha ha ha ha
May 13th, 2010 at 10:36 am