The Final Destination 3D

October 27th, 2009 by Craig

This it not just any film… Its a 3D film.

And I fucking love 3D films - no matter if they lack a decent story, an acceptable cast, and anything over 6th grade dialogue.

In this laughable, yet apparent horror film (The Final Destination - 4th and final installment of a well-overused idea), we are once again introduced to a group of stereotypical morons (one obviously has visions - ooohhhh) who attempt to cheat…
Blah blah blah… Fuck the plot - I wasn’t really paying much attention.

Basically, some fuckers die (the jock gets it good) in the most insanely creative ways. And its pretty awesome in 3D.

So… may I move onto the special affects?

Yes. Cause they were absolutely astounding - blood splatter, sharp close-ups of potentially harmful household items, and… did I mention an abundance of body parts flying about?

Not worth a watch, unless its 3D.


                                   

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