The Year of the Apple

Has anyone else been pondering what will happen to us Homo Sapiens when Apple and its biologically-designed prototype human and CEO, Steve Jobs, take over the world?

Everywhere I go, theres Apple.

IPhone over there, IPod over here. IF**king IEverything, IEverywhere.

This got me thinking that Apple probably has some infamous super design behind all their consumer electronics. Like when the clock strikes 12 on a certain date, IPod’s, ITrip’s and I[place common electronic name here]’s all wake up from their almost-human-like unconscious state, actively connect to one another, and proceed to transform into some post-doom Apple IAutobot.

I can see it already.

“Apple electronics transforms into massive IAutobot – Bent on world domination IDomination.”

We should already be laying down the foundation for the underground cities in response to this near imminent threat!

Start boycotting today!!

Otherwise soon every word in the English language will have an I in front of it. “II ILike IYour new IPhone“, “II IThink IYour IHair ILooks IAwesome“, “IWhen IIm IIn IThe IShower, II ISpend IMost IOf IMy ITime IWashing IMy IPrivate“.
Followed by mass human reprogramming, and harsh group transportation to the IFactory’s, via IMoto’s of course -  Forced to work excruciating hours alongside Apple’s assembly lines, while all Apple IElectronic’s sit back and watch the Man Utd game on the tele.

Programmed to abide by every Apple rule. Programmed to accept every Apple command. Programmed for extinction.

And all because YOU decided that Apples EXTREMELY overpriced INDESTRUCTIBLE Mp3 player was the BETTER option.

So anyways..

Next time you buying something Apple, just remember – What exactly are you contributing towards?

I’m not pointing fingers.