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21
Nov

Unsolved Mysteries

By Craig |

I have always been obsessed with secretive, unsolved, conspiracy theory type shit.

Be it Area 51, Easter Island, Aurora,  Lost city of Atlantis, Bermuda Triangle or Stone Henge.

Obviously as I grew older, my positivity on the possibility of these theories being factual, was tossed out the window faster than ISDN internet access.

But even though, it has still remained relatively close to my heart, in a sense that… If new theories arose, I would probably enthusiastically and naively note them, before I debunk them.

I roll like that.

I think it has something to do with the mystery behind it all… Cannibalistic tribes, long lost civilizations, life outside of Earth, alien technology, the unexplained.. And back in the day, when access to up-to-date facts wasn’t as easy as checking online encyclopedia’s and Google, it was easy to get lost in the fantasy of believing shitty conspiracy sites that hosted fake videos, fictional user accounts, and conclusions that usually involved aliens, a bucket and some chicken wire.

Still, I miss believing all that shit. As when I stopped fearing fantasy(Ghosts, Santa, aliens, man-eating fairies, God, werewolves), I began fearing reality(violence, war, pain, disease, death).

Fuck Morpheus, I change my mind, I want the blue pill thanks.



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Craig is a promiscuous pimp by profession. Who's hobbies include: Working and studying at varsity, licking dry ice, picking scabs, and burning tyres on highways.
Apart from partaking in the first ever sperm race - which accidentally kick-started the human race, this Darwin-award winning creature is also a big fan of fresh breast milk.

If you would like to read the less precise biography of this national hero, please see the About page above or Click Here to follow me on Twitter.

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