First their was grape smuggling(Briefs, underpants, speedo’s)…

Then came cotton wonders(cotton boxers)…

Then satin/silk extreme(satin boxers)..

And now somewhere, somehow, things seem to be going back in time. As if a step was skipped between briefs and boxer shorts?

Like seriously, what the fuck is this?

Seriously?

These things look tighter than a pickle jar?
And are way more disturbing than the fact that governments allow short people to vote!

*numerous attempts to breathe in fresh air*

Fuck that. I hated wearing those tighty white, ball clenching starter undies(briefs, underpants, jocks) when I was young and when the movement towards boxer shorts began, I was one of the first to start a lengthy collection of the finest silk and cotton ones available.

Not in a 100 year fuck, would I toss them all out for this. Never! Its stone age. Its packed so tight, users should be Court Marshalled for killing potentially good genes.

I always thought the main reason tight jocks were banished was because of the affect they had on ones sperm, as well as the way women looked at you when you took your trousers off.

*blank stare*

Tight jocks literally grasp ones ball sack like a bowler in the West Indies cricket team.

So…What is going on!? Anyone wish to elaborate on this? Cos, if these things take over, I’m free-balling for rest of my days.

Its blasphemy!

I would also just like to express my concerns over having this picture on my blog. Just looking at those terribly disfigured under-whatevers makes me want to vomit on a particular rugby jersey. Oops, is that cliche?

PS. Don’t take me seriously. Seriously.