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Undergarment Epidemic

By Craig |

First their was grape smuggling(Briefs, underpants, speedo’s)…

Then came cotton wonders(cotton boxers)…

Then satin/silk extreme(satin boxers)..

And now somewhere, somehow, things seem to be going back in time. As if a step was skipped between briefs and boxer shorts?

Like seriously, what the fuck is this?
Menboxerbrief

Seriously?

These things look tighter than a pickle jar?
And are way more disturbing than the fact that governments allow short people to vote!

*numerous attempts to breathe in fresh air*

Fuck that. I hated wearing those tighty white, ball clenching starter undies(briefs, underpants, jocks) when I was young and when the movement towards boxer shorts began, I was one of the first to start a lengthy collection of the finest silk and cotton ones available.

Not in a 100 year fuck, would I toss them all out for this. Never! Its stone age. Its packed so tight, users should be Court Marshalled for killing potentially good genes.

I always thought the main reason tight jocks were banished was because of the affect they had on ones sperm, as well as the way women looked at you when you took your trousers off.

*blank stare*

Tight jocks literally grasp ones ball sack like a bowler in the West Indies cricket team.

So…What is going on!? Anyone wish to elaborate on this? Cos, if these things take over, I’m free-balling for rest of my days.

Its blasphemy!

I would also just like to express my concerns over having this picture on my blog. Just looking at those terribly disfigured under-whatevers makes me want to vomit on a particular rugby jersey. Oops, is that cliche?

PS. Don’t take me seriously. Seriously.

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About the Author:

Craig is a promiscuous pimp by profession. Who's hobbies include: Working and studying at varsity, licking dry ice, picking scabs, and burning tyres on highways.
Apart from partaking in the first ever sperm race - which accidentally kick-started the human race, this Darwin-award winning creature is also a big fan of fresh breast milk.

If you would like to read the less precise biography of this national hero, please see the About page above or Click Here to follow me on Twitter.

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Comments!

Mohammad aka Mo-mo
January 15th, 2009 at 12:08 am

Ok Craig, if you haven’t heard this before, then I’m probably the only person who believes it… and if you have, well… then I guess I’m not as aloof, and narrow minded as i thought I was. Besides, the irony of life is that…”you’re unique. “Just like everybody ells. Anyway, here it comes…” I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS BLOG!!! IT’S TOTALLY WORTHWHILE… NOTHING BEATS ITS! (I think?) (Ok how many people have said that?)

Anyway, keep it heated. Fierce…I love reading you’re random, (more often than not) frivolous yet indisputable observations.

I’ve told so many people about it, so I trust that you will not cease to deliver.
Craig
January 15th, 2009 at 8:21 am

Thanks Mo-mo.

I dont believe its been said before haha
But ye, Im just writing this garbage for a bit of fun and insight.

Besides the actual content, I enjoy testing my personal spell-checker, overlooking my disgusting grammer and pondering irrelevant shit.

So..Ill sure keep writing. As long as someone reading and commenting hehe
Dalton
April 4th, 2010 at 9:55 am

Dude this shit is all funny but worthwhile, and it is TRUE. Dude this is my favorite site and i will read every inch of it.My whole school will be going here. And your vocabulary is friggin hilarious!!!