From the second I first heard em - one lovely Thursday @ the Jammie stairs on Upper Campus - it was an instant love affair. I immediately broke it off with my GF at the time, and set off on an adventure to become their ultimate groupie.

Unfortunately however, my status was recently revoked after an unfortunate training accident that involved copious amounts of alcohol and an Audi’s front windscreen.

That being said, these guys are worth the squeeze. They fill the air with such harmoniously pleasantry, that one can only totally appreciate them live.

Captain Stu are a 6 piece reggae ska band, with a hint of juicy jazz. They rocked the daisy’s, opened for Hogs and Fuzi, and made headlines with their collaboration at Mercury with a local hiphop crew.

http://www.facebook.com/CaptainStuband
http://twitter.com/captainstu

Red Five Point Star on the other hand, I do not know much about. I heard them for the first time at Ramfest this year, and they were fucking mind blowing. But I know for sure that while they touring SA, Ill be pestering them as much as possible…

Come check these great bands play! Zula Bar, Long street! Woop.

Malema has the power to change, promote peace and prosperity, and manipulate simple minds.
But…. Instead he kills braincells faster than the Bantu education programme.

Nicely done - A hand of applause to the evidently racist/sexist poverty-stricken hypocrite.

Ref:

http://twitter.com/Julius_S_Malema
http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=1121552

This has occurred within a period of a week…

One of my closest mates experienced a frighteningly painful heart attack - he is young -at 24 (insomnia, anxiety, and stressed induced).
Another one of my closest mates experienced his first seizure - this was completely unexpected. He just collapsed in a heap with frantic friends attempting to loosen his tightened jaw.

Both are alive thank fuck.

And then today…

A colleague of mine, just had what looked like a stroke, in the office. He was still verbal shortly after partial recovery - with the right side seeming to have been effected by whatever occurred - unfortunately however, after the paramedics arrived and swept him off to a hospital, we were informed that his health had deteriorated.

What the fuck…

The controversial Mama Winnie is one crazy ass tweak. Have a quick squiz over her bullshit here:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23812947-how-nelson-mandela-betrayed-us-says-ex-wife-winnie.do

She still hangs onto Mandela’s Surname, still wears that silly wig, and still moans 20 years later. Whilst seemingly resting blissfully in her hill-top mansion - complete with level 12 security - casually bitching about how the economy is strictly white, and only a select few token blacks (like herself?) roam supreme?

She raps on Tuto, and evidently dwells on self-pity and nostalgia…

Is this hoe hallucinating yo?

“with our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country“- Mama Winnie

That sounds like a super idea? Where do I sign up? Do I need to be convicted of fraud before… or after?

The decision was a spontaneous one. In a none spontaneous kinda way.

We knew we would go watch it, no matter what the circumstances…
And thus, at 9:15pm… we set off on our adventure. Simply Asia, chocolate milkshake, and visual delight.

I quite enjoyed this film. It was… Outrageously peculiar, artistically mesmerizing, and humorously entertaining.

And it had a rather interesting cast (except the usual Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter).
But unfortunately… story-wise… it was nothing spectacular - a very mundane finale.

Worth a peak though, yes (as is any film in 3D).

Should win a bloody award. Its brilliant, and tremendously creative.

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass

Was just checking the status of the Exim mail queue this morn…

/home/cvine # exim -bpc
1337

Overload?!

Finale:

 

Ever been caught midwank by the GF with the “So what you up to baby?“? Id suggest not answering that call next time - But for some of us, this is immoral and dishonest.

Thus Stu and I went off in some direction, spurting out some alternative responses that should leave her bewildered:

Fold the paper
kick the ugly duckling
Tamper with the Commodore 64
Scratch the rat
Burn the fairy
Feed the seahorse
Wake up grandad
Play a game of pong
Watch king kong
Battle the evil elves
Fly the falcon
R2 your d2
Wrestle the unicorn
Flick the worm
Kick-start the Bentley
Bumble the bee
Push the rolls
Shoot the eagle
Wax the intellectual
iFuck Steve Jobs
Raise the periscope
Clean the cantene
Chase the dragon
Murder the lemming
Free the minions